Lines from Star Wars that can be improved if you substitute the word "Pants" for key words:


-We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.

-The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.

-I find your lack of pants disturbing.

-These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

-Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!

-General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault.

-I used to bulls eye womp-rats in my pants back home.

-TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?

-Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.

-You are unwise to lower your pants.

-She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.

-Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.

-You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.

-Luke. . . Help me remove these pants.

-Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.

-That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!

-A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.

-Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this.

-Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.

-Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially one. . . Your sister!

-Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

-Short pants is better than no pants at all.

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