You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......


Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.

You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.

At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored

You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder, and a blaster rack in the back.

You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok

You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks

You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets

You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.

You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.

The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but it's not "the force."

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

You have ever used a light sabre to clean fish or open a non twist-off bottle of beer.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side... it'll be a hoot."

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.

Your master ever said "My finger you will pull...hmmm?"

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